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Asian Moms
**Six-Time Champions & A PERFECT 10**
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: ASIAN MOMS
CODE NAME: AMAZN
ALLEGIANCE: INDIE
BIRTHDAY: AUGUST 16, 2014
SEX: 6 FEMALES, 2 MALES
HEIGHT: GREAT WALL
WEIGHT: OMAKASE
FORMAT: MODIFIED ARMANDO
TRADEMARKS: MAKING SURE EVERYONE GETS A SNACK
THEME SONG: "SPAGHETTI SONG" BY SEXBOMB GIRLS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 OCTOBER 27, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 7
NO. OF VOTES: 74
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 52
NO. OF PENALTIES: 1
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 6-1-0
Breakfast
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: BREAKFAST
CODE NAME: BREAKFAST, MY FAVORITE IMPROV TEAM
ALLEGIANCE: DOJO COMEDY
BIRTH DATE: 21:03 FRIDAY, AUGUST 23, 2013
SEX: ALL FEMALE (EXCEPT FOR TWO MALES)
HEIGHT: INCREASES THROUGHOUT THE SHOW
WEIGHT: 1 BREAKFAST
FORMAT: PREMISE-BASED QUASI HAROLD
TRADEMARKS: PATTERN GAME OPENING
THEME SONG: IN THE AIR TONIGHT BY PHIL COLLINS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 21:30 JUNE 13, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 3
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 4
NO. OF PENALTIES: 1
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
THE TEAMS
Cake Bagel
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: CAKE BAGEL
CODE NAME: CB
ALLEGIANCE: INDIE
BIRTH DATE: JUNE 2013 (AS "CAKE BAGEL")
SEX: 4 WOMEN, 2 MEN
HEIGHT: THREE TIERS
WEIGHT: WE'RE CARBS! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: THE SWARM, WITHOUT THE SWARM OPENING
THEME SONG: CAN'T HELP MYSELF BY THE FOUR TOPS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 MARCH 30, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 8
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 9
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Cloaking Device
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: CLOAKING DEVICE
CODE NAME: ROMULUS
ALLEGIANCE: LIT HOUSE TEAM
BIRTH DATE: JULY 2014
SEX: 4 FEMALES, 6 MALES
HEIGHT: 1.2 PARSECS
WEIGHT: RIKER SEASON 4
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: APPEARING SUDDENTLY TO HEIGHTEN THE DRAMATIC STAKES
THEME SONG: THEME FROM GALAXY QUEST BY DAVID NEWMAN
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 DECEMBER 1, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 0
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 8
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Dial M For Nasty
**First-ever IMPROV WARS Champions**
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: DIAL M FOR NASTY
CODE NAME: DMN
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: FEBRUARY 22, 2011
SEX: 3 MALES
HEIGHT: LET'S JUST SAY WE NEVER USED HIGH CHAIRS. EVER.
WEIGHT: LET'S JUST SAY WE NEVER USED HIGH CHAIRS EVER.
FORMAT: MONOSCENE
TRADEMARKS: GHOSTING, PATIENCE, UNRULINESS
THEME SONG: BURNING BY THE WHITEST BOY ALIVE
WAR ENTRY DATE: 21:30 JUNE 13, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 3
NO. OF VOTES: 28
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 28
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 2-1-0
Door #3
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: DOOR #3
CODE NAME: WHAT'S BEHIND....
ALLEGIANCE: INDIE
BIRTHDAY: AUGUST 2014
SEX: 3 FEMALES, 1 MALE
HEIGHT: WE HAVE OUR UPS AND DOWNS.
WEIGHT: SOMETIMES LIGHT, SOMETIMES HEAVY.
FORMAT: IMPROVISED NARRATIVE MUSICAL
TRADEMARKS: HARMONIES
THEME SONG: LET'S MAKE A DEAL
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 SEPTEMBER 29, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 7
NO. OF VOTES: 68
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 58
NO. OF PENALTIES: 1
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 3-2-2
GirlFight!
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: GIRLFIGHT!
CODE NAME: SHAZBOT
ALLEGIANCE: INDIE
BIRTHDAY: JULY 13, 2013
SEX: 1 FEMALE / 1 MALE
HEIGHT: 11' 3"
WEIGHT: 299
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: RELATIONSHIP-BASED SCENEWORK
THEME SONG: BABY I'M YOURS BY ARCTIC MONKEYS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 MARCH 16, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 3
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 9
NO. OF PENALTIES: 2
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Hot Meat Sandwich
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: HOT MEAT SANDWICH
CODE NAME: HMS
ALLEGIANCE: DC IMPROV, DOJO COMEDY
BIRTH DATE: 5/31/2014
SEX: 3 MALES, 2 FEMALES AND A JAMES
HEIGHT: A.B.H (ALWAYS BE HEIGHTENING)
WEIGHT: WE WEIGHT FOR NO ONE!
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: ENERGY -- NUCLEAR FUSION-ESQUE ENERGY
THEME SONG: ALL YOU CAN EAT BY THE FAT BOYS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 JANUARY 12, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 2
NO. OF VOTES: 15
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 15
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 1-1-0
Huggy Spreadums
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: HUGGY SPREADUMS
CODE NAME: THE SPREAD
ALLEGIANCE: INDIE
BIRTHDAY: JUNE 15, 2013
SEX: 1 FEMALE, 6 MALES
HEIGHT: SHORT
WEIGHT: SEXY
FORMAT: WEIRD
TRADEMARKS: MORPHING AND PHYSICALITY
THEME SONG: SPREAD BY OUTKAST
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 SEPTEMBER 22, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 5
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 8
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Jazz Panther
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: JAZZ PANTHER
CODE NAME: JAZZ PANTHER
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: 19:30 THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 2014
SEX: 2 MALES, 1 FEMALE
HEIGHT: HIGH
WEIGHT: EXCUSE ME
FORMAT: HAWK
TRADEMARKS: LAUGHTER
THEME SONG: PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ BY TACO
WAR ENTRY DATE: 21:30 JUNE 13, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 4
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 3.5
NO. OF PENALTIES: 1.5
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Jive Turkey
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: JIVE TURKEY
CODE NAME: GUNS N' ROSES
ALLEGIANCE: WIT, DC IMPROV
BIRTH DATE: CIRCA MARCH 2010
SEX: 2 MALES, 1 FEMALE
HEIGHT: BETWEEN 5'4" & 5'10"
WEIGHT: 3
FORMAT: MONTAGE, OR NOT
TRADEMARKS: PHYSICALITY
THEME SONG: JUKEBOX HERO BY FOREIGNER
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 JUNE 13, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 4
NO. OF VOTES: 16
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 26.5
NO. OF PENALTIES: 1.5
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 1-2-1
Just Moxie
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: JUST MOXIE
CODE NAME: YOUR OLD MAN'S COMING.
ALLEGIANCE: INDIE
BIRTHDAY: CIRCA 2014
SEX: 1 FEMALE, 4 MALES
HEIGHT: 48 AVERAGE AMERICAN PENISES
WEIGHT: 324 WET KITTENS
FORMAT: HAROLD
TRADEMARKS: WE PLAY TRADITIONAL HAROLD WITH A WILD THIRD BEAT HARD!
THEME SONG: YOU'RE THE BEST BY JOE ESPOSITO
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 NOVEMBER 3, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: --
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 6
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Love Onion
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: LOVE ONION
CODE NAME: LO
ALLEGIANCE: WIT HAROLD TEAM
BIRTH DATE: APRIL 2013
SEX: 3 FEMALES, 5 MALES
HEIGHT: AVERAGE
WEIGHT: 5 STONE
FORMAT: THE HAROLD
TRADEMARKS: SEXY EDITS
THEME SONG: MICKEY MOUSE MARCH
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 JUNE 13, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 2
NO. OF VOTES: 17
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 13
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 1-1-0
Mason Improv Association
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: MASON IMPROV ASSOCIATION
CODE NAME: MIA
ALLEGIANCE: GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY
BIRTH DATE: SOMETIME IN 2010!
SEX: 5M, 4F
HEIGHT: COMPARABLE TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
WEIGHT: COMPARABLE TO A SINGLE MARBLE
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: AUDIENCE INTERVIEW
THEME SONG: HANDY BY WEIRD AL (PARODY OF IGGY AZALEA'S FANCY)
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 FEBRUARY 2, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 5
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 6
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Middle Child
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: MIDDLE CHILD
CODE NAME: STEPHANIE TANNER
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: 1/30/2015
SEX: 4 FEMALES, 4 MALES
HEIGHT: 5'5
WEIGHT: 120
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: GROUP GAMES, TAGOUTS, CALLBACKS
THEME SONG: I CAN'T HELP MYSELF BY THE FOUR TOPS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 MARCH 9, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 3
NO. OF VOTES: 20
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 22
NO. OF PENALTIES: 1
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 2-1-0
People Like Us
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: PEOPLE LIKE US
CODE NAME: PLU
ALLEGIANCE: WIT HAROLD TEAM
BIRTH DATE: 22:05 TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 2013
SEX: 4 FEMALES, 5 MALES
HEIGHT: THREE BEATS TALL
WEIGHT: 900+ LBS (DURING GROUP GAMES)
FORMAT: THE HAROLD
TRADEMARKS: MULTI-LEVELED GROUP GAMES
THEME SONG: PEOPLE LIKE US BY KELLY CLARKSON
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 JUNE 13, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 5
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 6
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Press Play
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: PRESS PLAY
CODE NAME: PP
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTHDAY: MARCH 2011
SEX: 3 FEMALES, 6 MALES
HEIGHT: 29,029'
WEIGHT: FLUFFY
FORMAT: HAROLDTAGE
TRADEMARKS: SUBVERSIVE THEMES
THEME SONG: BAD GIRLS BY MIA
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 OCTOBER 13, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 17
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 7
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Safeword
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: SAFEWORD
CODE NAME: SAFEWORD
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTHDAY: CIRCA JUNE 2014
SEX: ;)
HEIGHT: 5'6"
WEIGHT: 7000LBS
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: SAFEWORD WIPES
THEME SONG: CRAZY BITCH BY BUCKCHERRY
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 SEPTEMBER 1, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 1
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 4
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Rumpus
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: RUMPUS
CODE NAME: --
ALLEGIANCE: INDIE
BIRTHDAY: --
SEX: 2 DUDES, 1 FEMALE
HEIGHT: MORE TALL THAN SHORT
WEIGHT: MORE AVERAGE THAN NOT
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS:
THEME SONG: EYE OF THE TIGER BY SURVIVOR
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 NOVEMBER 10, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 3
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 6
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Sistine Robot
**Current Champions**
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: SISTINE ROBOT
CODE NAME: SIS RO
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: 2010
SEX: 3 WOMEN, 3 MEN
HEIGHT: TALL
WEIGHT: SOLID
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: TALL AND SOLID
THEME SONG: FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY BY THE BEASTIE BOYS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 MARCH 23, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 4
NO. OF VOTES: 27
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 35
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 4-0-0
Shark Monocle
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: SHARK MONOCLE
CODE NAME: SHARK MONOCLE
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: MAY 4, 2015
SEX: FOUR FEMALES, TWO MALES
HEIGHT: THE LENGTH FROM OUR FIN TO THE TIP OF OUR TOP HAT
WEIGHT: WEIGHTLESS IN WATER
FORMAT: HAROLD
TRADEMARKS: RAGE
THEME SONG: THEME FROM JAWS BY JOHN WILLIAMS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 MAY 4TH, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 2
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 9
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-0-1
Sriracha
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: SRIRACHA
CODE NAME: --
ALLEGIANCE: --
BIRTH DATE: --
SEX: --
HEIGHT: --
WEIGHT: --
FORMAT: --
TRADEMARKS: --
THEME SONG: --
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 DECEMBER 15, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 3
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 8
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Tell Your Friends
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: TELL YOUR FRIENDS
CODE NAME: TYF, MATT AND DARNELL
ALLEGIANCE: LIT
BIRTHDAY: JUNE 14, 2014
SEX: 2 MALES
HEIGHT: 5'8 AND 5'9
WEIGHT: 160LBS AND 135LBS
FORMAT: HAROLD
TRADEMARKS: DUOLOGUES
THEME SONG: I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU BY BON JOVI
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 SEPTEMBER 15, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 6
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 8
NO. OF PENALTIES: 1.5
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Tempus Fugit
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: TEMPUS FUGIT
CODE NAME: TEMPF
ALLEGIANCE: DC IMPROV
BIRTHDATE: SEPTEMBER 8, 2014
SEX: 4 MALES, 1 FEMALE
HEIGHT: ~2 ABE LINCOLN
WEIGHT: WEIGHT, WEIGHT, DON'T TELL ME
FORMAT: ARMANDO
TRADEMARKS: CALLBACKS
THEME SONG: DANZA KUDURO BY ?
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 SEPTEMBER 8, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 6
NO. OF VOTES: 54
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 44
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 4-2-0
The Lodge
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: THE LODGE
CODE NAME: NONE
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: AUGUST 2006
SEX: CO-ED (FINALLY) 7 MALES, 1 FEMALE
HEIGHT: THE PRECISE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TOPS' OF OUR HEADS AND BOTTOMS OF OUR FEET.
WEIGHT: APPROXIMATELY 25 POUNDS GREATER THAN WHATEVER IT IS THAT WE TELL YOU.
FORMAT: ARMANDO HYBRID RELYING ON AN INCANTATION, AS OPPOSED TO A MONOLOGUE
TRADEMARKS: ROBES (ALTHOUGH HIS LEGAL NAME IS JOHN ROBITAILLE)
THEME SONG: PAYBACK BY THE JAMES BROWN ORCHESTRA
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 AUGUST 25, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 2
NO. OF VOTES: 21
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 23
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 2-1
The Carmichaels
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: THE CARMICHAELS
CODE NAME: --
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: 11/7/2010
SEX: 2 FEMALES, 3 MALES
HEIGHT: CRAZY TALL
WEIGHT: WE ARE STILL WAITING
FORMAT: PRETTY FLOWER
TRADEMARKS: TAGOUTS AND POINTY EDITS
THEME SONG: EYE OF THE TIGER BY SURVIVOR
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 DECEMBER 8, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 5
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 8
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
The Female Accent
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: THE FEMALE ACCENT
CODE NAME: TFA / TINA FEY
ALLEGIANCE: WIT
BIRTH DATE: NOVEMBER 16, 2014
SEX: 8 MEN / 1 WOMAN
HEIGHT: 164 CENTIMENTERS
WEIGHT: 55 KILOGRAMS
FORMAT: THE THIN LINE BETWEEN A HAROLD AND AN ARMANDO
TRADEMARKS: GROUP GAMES
THEME SONG: THE SLOW DESCENT INTO ALCOHOLISM BY THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 APRIL 27, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 6
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 8
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1
The Number Eleven
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: THE NUMBER ELEVEN
CODE NAME: 11
ALLEGIANCE: DOJO
BIRTH DATE: 1/10/15
SEX: 2 DEWDZ
HEIGHT: SO HIGH
WEIGHT: YOUR MOM
FORMAT: NARRATIVE DUO BASED IN RELATIONSHIP-GAME-HEIGHTENING-CHARACTER. BASICALLY IF GROUNDLING, SECOND CITY, UCB, ANNOYANCE AND IO HAD TWINS AND THEY TOLD STORIES WITH THEIR BODIES
TRADEMARKS: TELLING YOU WHILE SHOWING YOU
THEME SONG: KYARY PAMYU PAMYU BY KIRA KIRA KILLER
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 FEBRUARY 2, 2015
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 3
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 8
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0
Wonderland
OFFICIAL TEAM NAME: WONDERLAND
CODE NAME: ALICE
ALLEGIANCE: LIT
BIRTH DATE: JULY 2014
SEX: 5 FEMALES, 5 MALES
HEIGHT: DRINK ME
WEIGHT: EAT ME
FORMAT: MONTAGE
TRADEMARKS: TAKING YOU THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
THEME SONG: BUST A MOVE BY YOUNG MC
WAR ENTRY DATE: 19:30 MARCH 2, 2014
NO. OF MATCHES: 1
NO. OF VOTES: 2
NO. OF BONUS VOTES: 7
NO. OF PENALTIES: --
WINN LOSS DRAW RECORD: 0-1-0